Views from the Mall

This will be a new section to my blog. Now that I am trapped in Mall Land 6 days a week for at least 4 hours, often as much as 10 hours, a day, I will be getting lots of little scenes to describe for you all. Read and be amused:

Imagine a late 80's Ford 2 door car. Now paint it purple. Yes, purple. Bright purple. Then, watch in your minds eye as a woman about 5 foot 5, 200 lbs, long brown hair pulled into a braid down her back gets out. She is wearing a purple turtle neck, purple flannel shirt, purple coat, black pants, purple socks, black tennis shoes with purple laces, is carrying a purple lunch box and purple hand bag, and proceeds to open a purple umbrella. I am not making this up! I have named her Barney's Wife.
I have more of these, I am keeping a list. But I will let you ponder that one for a while.