Uh, gee, thanks?
For any of you that may have forgotten or just didn't know, I work at an Urology Office. For any of you who don't know what we do there, we fix broken bladders, kidneys, who-ha's, and ding-dongs.
I know far more than I ever wanted to about why men's wankers don't work and what can be done to treat it. And it amazes me to what lengths a man will go to fix his floppie. There are all kinds of pills, you see most of them advertised during sporting events, and other forms of medication. One is called TRIMIX. We call it liquid gold. Because it is over $80.00 for a little bottle that has about 6-10 treatments in it.
Here is the amazing part. It is an injection. And I don't mean in your forearm. Nope. this must be injected directly into the target area. Yep. (You men can continue reading when you are done cringing.) It should have an immediate response and should last up to three hours. Or until successful release is achieved. Of course there are the men who decide more is better and end up in the ER with a stiffy that has lasted about 4 hours too long and face radical surgery and possible long term damage. But that is another story.
Today I was rather strongly hit on by a patient. Now he was very polite about it, probably because his generation (like my FATHER'S !!!!) was taught proper conduct when doing so. And I was very gracious in accepting his compliments and flattery. But, was not interested in the direction it was going. Even if the man was not MY FATHERS AGE, the bag of TRIMIX he was purchasing would have been a deterrent.
Why does this continue to happen to me? I have been hit on at the strangest times. While breast feeding my son, while handing the man my urine sample, while standing in line with tampons and chocolate, and now while I sold a man TRIMIX.
Uh guys, here's a hint, atmosphere and timing are HUGE in the decision to accept or not. PLEASE be more aware of the environment around you when coming on to a woman.
JEEZ! And my grandma wonders why I havn't settled down yet!
I know far more than I ever wanted to about why men's wankers don't work and what can be done to treat it. And it amazes me to what lengths a man will go to fix his floppie. There are all kinds of pills, you see most of them advertised during sporting events, and other forms of medication. One is called TRIMIX. We call it liquid gold. Because it is over $80.00 for a little bottle that has about 6-10 treatments in it.
Here is the amazing part. It is an injection. And I don't mean in your forearm. Nope. this must be injected directly into the target area. Yep. (You men can continue reading when you are done cringing.) It should have an immediate response and should last up to three hours. Or until successful release is achieved. Of course there are the men who decide more is better and end up in the ER with a stiffy that has lasted about 4 hours too long and face radical surgery and possible long term damage. But that is another story.
Today I was rather strongly hit on by a patient. Now he was very polite about it, probably because his generation (like my FATHER'S !!!!) was taught proper conduct when doing so. And I was very gracious in accepting his compliments and flattery. But, was not interested in the direction it was going. Even if the man was not MY FATHERS AGE, the bag of TRIMIX he was purchasing would have been a deterrent.
Why does this continue to happen to me? I have been hit on at the strangest times. While breast feeding my son, while handing the man my urine sample, while standing in line with tampons and chocolate, and now while I sold a man TRIMIX.
Uh guys, here's a hint, atmosphere and timing are HUGE in the decision to accept or not. PLEASE be more aware of the environment around you when coming on to a woman.
JEEZ! And my grandma wonders why I havn't settled down yet!
posted by Cindy at 6:54 PM
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