May 28, 2006

Sorry Al ...


I can't believe I am saying this, but I saw a movie of Al's I did not like.
Cruising.
It was like bad gay porn. Sort of. I think it was the editing that I hated the most. It was choppy. I think the intent was to leave you suspended and guessing, but it just left you lost and confused. I sat up most of the night and waited to "get it", which I never did. In fact the ending left me even more bewildered and disenchanted. It was on one of the cable channels, unedited. At least now I know that I don't want to own it. So for all of you who buy me Pacino movies, take this one off the list. Please.
But don't mistake this as my love for Al to be less. I still love the man's work and support him 100%. In fact there is a little known movie called People I Know that he did a couple/few years ago. It was a small and very strange production. But I liked it. And one of his most recent Two for the Money was very good. Besides, Cruising was made many, many moons ago and was daring for it's time. I give him a nod for trying. And then I keep cruising

May 24, 2006

If Barbie had a heart ...


Ahhhhh, the joys of "Retail"!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know ... like people abandoning their carts, both full and empty, in the middle of an isle at the back of the store. Or changing their mind on merchandise and placing the hot pink lace thong they no longer want on top of a Tuscan scene in the framed art department. And better still, setting their unfinished 7-11 bought cherry slurpee on top of a $600.00 embroidered cream colored winged back chair. But by far my favorite is when I am carrying a large piece of art or furniture and they want to stop me and ask me questions. No really, it doesn't bother me that I am holding a 70 pound chair above my head to avoid running into someone, and you want to discuss if we have any paper towel holders in blue rather than silver. Nor do I mind that you have me carry a dresser to the front of the store for you while you continue to shop, only to decide that you don't want it after all. Asking if there is someone else to help carry out the entertainment center besides the "chick in pink" is not at all sexist or unjustified. The fact that you want to pull down 7, yes 7, different throw rugs, to compare them to one another, walk on them, and then proceed to walk away, leaving them on the ground for others to trip over, roll over with their carts, and for me to pick up, yet again, does not frustrate me. The sight of you sitting down on the $250.00 rocking chair to breast feed your twins in the middle of the main isle does not give me the heebe-geebes. Allowing your children to pull the grapes off of a wreath and throw them at one another is not rude. Taking off your old, dirty, stinky socks and shoes in the Gourmet Kitchen department so that you can put on the sandals you are thinking about buying and taking them for a "test drive" and then proceed to leave the dirty shoes and damp socks on the chair of a dinning set for me to find and carry to the front of the store is not disgusting. Handing me your dirty tissue to throw away for you is far from gross. And yelling at me because the large area rug that you saw yesterday is no longer available because 5 minutes before you returned to buy it, someone else flagged me down and had me pull it for them is completely reasonable.
No, none of this is unfair, annoying, rude, frustrating, or disgusting because after all, I am just "one of those women" who works her ass off in retail, making minimum wage, and customer service with a smile is what I do. Or as one young barbie doll told her mother barbie doll ..."I don't have to put that away, that is what they are paid to do."

May 01, 2006

For Instant Speed Just Add Water

Well it is official, my son is a fish!

On Friday he had a Swim-a-Thon for his swim club. We were required to come up with $200.00 in pledges. (I had to foot most of it as I feel awkward asking for donations) The requirements were two hours of non stop swimming or 200 laps, which ever came first. They were allowed to use kick boards and flippers. My son opted not to use a kick board but did use the flippers a few times.
Corey swam for two hours. He completed 112 laps !!!! That is just over 1.5 miles!
And, he would have kept going had they let him.
I would have keeled over and looked like a dead log floating in the water after about 5 laps.
And now that he is riding a bike like a little demon, he is thinking he may want to be in a triathlon some day. Could you just see me driving along in my car keeping pace with him while he prepares for the Iron Man?
This boy is bound for great things. It feels soooo good to find something he is good at and increases his self esteem. You should see the way he has come out of his shell. He carries himself with such confidence now. It is wonderful to see, trust me!!!!